Front Scoop

Front scooping is the act of wiping your ass from back to front while sitting on the toilet. When front scooping, one reaches down into the front of the toilet and reaches deep towards the back of the bowl to reach their asshole.

Todd spent a lifetime front scooping, and more often then not ended up always have shit on his balls.

by SwaggyZ WV December 27, 2018

Gooch Scoop

When your significant other first identifies the fleshy skin between your ball sack and bung hole, and flicks it with their finger in confusion trying to scoop your gooch off.

Girl: *looks at gooch*
Girl: “What is that stuff?”
Guy: “What stuff?”
Girl: *flicks skin with finger*
Girl: “that funk between you legs”
Guy: “That’s just my gooch! Don’t Gooch Scoop me”

by Oldmanclub February 27, 2019

Justin Scarpa

When you turn her around and lick her butthole till she poops in your mouth then put it in a condom and insert your dick inside of it

I just Justin Scarpa that bitch from the bar last night

by There’s a rat May 30, 2019

No scope

When you sneak up on someone and shoot them

I think its from cod

Person 1 - *gets shot*
Person 2 - lol get no scoped

by A_rAnDoM_mEmEr March 26, 2019

Brain Scope 1

The illusion you are living a normal lidlfe until you wake up in a hospital realising you failed suicide 4 months ago and you survived.

This patient experienced Brain Scope 1

by Vortex Define August 13, 2019

Poopity scoopity

Something so delicious even fucking gordon ramsey would die

a random thot: hey can i eat your poopity scoopity

by The only meeme September 8, 2019

Salty Scoop

Taking a salty chip in a scoop form to collect some sort of bodily fluid and chowing down.

Dude, do you remember salty scooping each other’s jizz last night?

by VFM Boyz October 3, 2019