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death sandwich

1.a sandwich that is so unhealthy that it could kill you in 20 minutes with only one bite.

2. when a person is being attacked by two people,most likely juggalos.
1.
guy 1:man,i feel like shit.
guy 2:well,thats what happens when you combine 2 eggs with 1 pound of 3 different cheeses,bacon,and bread toasted in bacon grease.if it wernt for that cranberry juice,you'd be dead.
guy 1:yeah,youre probably right,but that was one delicious death sandwich

2.
guy 1:hey bitch,fuck off.
guy 2:yeah.you dont want none of this death sandwich.
by xXbrOKenXx December 19, 2009
mugGet the death sandwichmug.

Texas Shit Sandwich

A dehydrated piece of dog feces layered between two pieces of moldy white bread.

Typically served in a plastic container by policemen to homeless people
I think your going to have eat a Texas shit sandwich.
by Pheecees September 7, 2019
mugGet the Texas Shit Sandwichmug.

dirty snatch sandwich

when a girl shits in a guy's face while he is eating off her snatch because she hates the way he acts around his buddies.
Hey, man I learned my lesson. Stick your tongue anywhere near Beth's gizmo and she'll serve you up a dirty snatch sandwich without warning.
Stay away from dat bitch.
by Dr. Simulacra October 28, 2013
mugGet the dirty snatch sandwichmug.

cockmeat sandwich

someone that negatively comments everything and thinks he's the ish
Really Bob, you`re such a cockmeat sandwich.
by ashmendd January 9, 2009
mugGet the cockmeat sandwichmug.

jam sandwich

what you eat when you're too drunk to make anything else.

recipe: just jam a bunch of white sliced bread into a ball & eat it. you may substitute bread for buns or rolls.
i was so tanked last night. i wanted to make mac & cheese, but settled for a jam sandwich.
by russ tollium March 16, 2009
mugGet the jam sandwichmug.

Sacramento Sandwich

After fucking a girl so hard in the ass that she is a combination of the following
A.pisses her self
B.shits her self
C. her anus is ripped open with blood leaking out
You take a piece of bread jizz on it and wipe her ass with it and then roll it over and feed it to her. Bonus points if the inverted starfish occurs.
George: So what did you do last night?
John: Well Jill got really high and had the munchies; so me and Paul gave her a Sacramento sandwich
by Anna Recksick March 31, 2008
mugGet the Sacramento Sandwichmug.

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