Rule 96

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

by compustrat December 14, 2010

Rule Zero

The customer always lies.

The customer said this happened. Dude...Remember Rule Zero!

by Tech Support Rep February 1, 2012

Rule 20

It is delicious cake. You must eat it!

Call rule 20 on that cake naougwh!

by Chris000 October 18, 2008

Rules of the internet

Rule 82 is a lie

rules of the internet

...82: Steve Irwin’s death is really, really funny.

by Uhhpffb May 6, 2020

Rule 58

Go Fuck Yourself.

Generally used as a retaliation for any criticism that is asinine or has no conceivable meaning.

OP: I'm really enjoying Starcraft 2 right now, hackers aside.

Troll: lol, lil' noob-fag sucks at SC2 !!!!!1!!!1!1!111!1!11

OP: Rule 58.

by V90210 November 6, 2010

Golden Rule

If a bro is about to get a lap dance or ablowjob, you do not shoot them.

bro, kevin is about to get a lap dance" "get my revolver" "no dude, don't you remember the golden rule?

by stanky_rabbi October 30, 2010

Rule 38

One of Gibbs's rules from NCIS: Your case, your lead.

Tony: Aren't you going to interview him?
Gibbs: This was a case you worked when I was retired. Rule 38 DiNozzo.

by rizzy6 March 7, 2017