Rule 96

No fictitious band can possibly compare to the greatness that is Onion Dent!

Dude, Rule 96...The Monkees suck, go get the new Onion Dent!!!

by compustrat December 13, 2010

Rule Zero

The customer always lies.

The customer said this happened. Dude...Remember Rule Zero!

by Tech Support Rep January 18, 2012

Rule 20

It is delicious cake. You must eat it!

Call rule 20 on that cake naougwh!

by Chris000 August 28, 2008

Rules of the internet

Rule 82 is a lie

rules of the internet

...82: Steve Irwin’s death is really, really funny.

by Uhhpffb May 07, 2020

Rule 58

Go Fuck Yourself.

Generally used as a retaliation for any criticism that is asinine or has no conceivable meaning.

OP: I'm really enjoying Starcraft 2 right now, hackers aside.

Troll: lol, lil' noob-fag sucks at SC2 !!!!!1!!!1!1!111!1!11

OP: Rule 58.

by V90210 November 05, 2010

Golden Rule

If a bro is about to get a lap dance or ablowjob, you do not shoot them.

bro, kevin is about to get a lap dance" "get my revolver" "no dude, don't you remember the golden rule?

by stanky_rabbi October 30, 2010

Rule of 100

The total measurement of Bust + Waist + Hips

34D-24-34 = Rule of 100
Add the bust plus the waist and the hips to equal 100 (ideal)

by schmoo248 March 29, 2010