pot

not that good kush
a glass at a pub

person one: "go get me a pot from the pub"
person two: "pubs don't have pot dumbass"
person one: "no a glass of beer fuckface"

by stinky_balls July 7, 2022

kiss or get off the pot

When a person take more time than necessary to do something.

When a person is parking for a long time:

-Hey Brad, are you going to park today or not? Kiss or get off the pot!

by The Rocha April 3, 2018

clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

weird pot pie

Includes at least 4 people with an equal male to female ratio. This is the act of having sex with carrots, peas, and potatoes inside of a pastry shell, using gravy as lube.

Did you hear about Noah? He got drunk last night and had a weird pot pie

by Misfortune77 September 5, 2017

WHY DID SHE POT!?

An exclamation from a noob gamer in reaction to an enemy player using a healing potion during a PVP encounter

"WHY DID SHE POT!?" Alexensual yelled after losing a duel to a night elf hunter.

by idk9001 October 4, 2023

Crock pot

Not what you think but instead highly astounding

Crock pots just have yet to build factual claims in rebuke of an evidencial stance supporting a philosophical model made from reasoning with causation factors limiting the scope of the argument as non circular.

by Merry Mage November 23, 2019

Jack Pot

A jack pot is a large fishbowl in the middle of a circle jerk used to ejaculate in. Also known as a bukake receptacle.

"Man Greg you hit the Jack Pot! Good shot!"

by Nerdboy1982! November 6, 2020