Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend

me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression

by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019

Post SBC clarity

When you put your whole club into an sbc only to pull the most unusable card.

I just put my whole club into this icon pack and got fucking litmanen. I'm experiencing POST SBC CLARITY

by laudrup120 June 25, 2023

Post-covid health

What your mental health has become in post-covid worktopia

Where is the dignity of real office work? Worktopia is deadly to your post-covid health

by Sexydimma September 17, 2023

Post Up hour

When co-workers gravitate to a certain area (usually around a manager's desk or someone they are trying to seek approval from) and talk about boring topics such as kids or shopping.

Damn kid, there goes Karlena and Jessica with post up hour again!

by anklebreaka1 August 21, 2008

Post-shit Paralysis

The feeling of utter ecstasy when you let out a toilet-snake that's been brewing all day (or possibly longer). Side-effects include dizziness, drowsiness, empty thoughts, and most of all, euphoria.

Person 1: Jesus christ, man, are you okay? Are you having a bad case of Post-shit Paralysis?
Person 2: Haha.... yeah.... i-i'm fiiine. *(promptly falls asleep)*

by GimmickConnections March 26, 2021

Post nut frenzy

Contrary to post nut clarity, post nut frenzy is where upon ejaculation, you receive a burst of energy brought out by deep rooted hatreds and spite that you may hold for someone you just fucked or content you masturbated to.

It would be more closely related to "going berserk" after ejaculation.

Man, I tried jerking off to feet for the first time and actually came. I was so angry and disappointed in myself that I was sent into a Post nut frenzy and started smashing shit around.

by swag be my balls January 2, 2023

Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.

Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network

by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022