L pose

Means you always lose but you are not a loser. ur a walking L.

That guy take a picture with L pose

by whotfcaresaboutnickname July 28, 2022

Ass Poseidon

When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself

Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…

by Speedge McFast August 11, 2022

Suicide Pose

A pose in which someone intentionally photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable of ending their life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation and the desire to take ones own life (such as holding a gun to their head).

*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing what is known online as a 'suicide pose'.

by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022

Suicide Pose

A pose where someone photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable to taking ones own life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation (such as holding a gun to ones own head).

*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing that is known online as a 'suicide pose'.

by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022

ghost poser

A person whose likeness is used in place of an authors true likeness in order to protect their privacy and/or appear to be something they are not such that they may be able to speak to certain issues they otherwise wouldn’t be able to.

The author was so ugly he hired me to be his ghost poser. Now I’m on the back of every copy of his book 😎

by Cedar Eizen December 12, 2022

Rockstar pose

Your insanely obsessed with Neymar jr it’s only because u pull no bitches to occupy your time and everyday ur growing even more mentally unstable because yk ur ugly as fuck so why would anyone date u ha lol ( live love laugh neymar)

I love sza

She must love the rockstar pose

by Kaylasemo December 29, 2022

Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.

“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023