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Squid Porn

Squid porn means a bunch of penises or a few around someones head, so when you look from above, it looks like a squid. Which should be a category on pornhub named ''Squid porn''
Example:
Director: We should make some squid porn
Actor: Yes, lets find 5 to 7 men that can stand around my head with their penis out
Director: Yall will look like a squid!
by RedCupNoItAintKoolAid October 21, 2019
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Stroller Porn

A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.
Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.
by staticandbanal September 24, 2009
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vein porn

When the sheer number or length & prominence of veins running under the surface of someone's skin is a turn on and/or sexy. Including but not limited to: veins in the hands, forearms, biceps, torso, stomach, thighs, calves, feet, neck, back, and beneath eyes.
Look at this vein porn...that little V-shaped vein under his one eye OMG ...

Check out those veins in his hands and forearms...vein porn alert
by loralaimango November 17, 2016
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minecraft porn

people who are 10% virgins that they need to go and get a life
honey I'm going to watch Minecraft porn

no honey do you know that makes yo a virgin
by thegayestnays.com November 14, 2020
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Deja Porn

When you have the feeling you've watched a porn before. Typically happens with bad, low budget porn.
Tim was experiencing Deja Porn as he was watching Beauty Betrayed
by KingdomKey7 August 6, 2011
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porn blonde

Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn
That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde
by James1111111111 March 30, 2015
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porn area

by Noobwrecker September 15, 2018
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