Piss plop

The awkward silence/tension between people in a bathroom which is broken by the sound of urine sloshing and then awkwardly being muted by aiming the urine away from the collected water in the toilet/urinal.

Thing 1: "Ugh dude I was just in the bathroom and my friends dad was in there and I made the most awkward piss plop."

Thing 2: "Did he look over?"

Thing 1: "Total 90 degree head whip."

Thing 2: "Sucks."

by courtking August 9, 2009

Piss Pigeon

Godly figure of piss, usually tied to incest and toilets. As well as depression

“Is that the piss pigeon?”
“Yeah”
“omg I’m honored. All hail the mighty piss pigeon”

by GhostieToms January 18, 2022

Piss Pissedofferson

Evil-tempered older first cousin to the famous mustachioed musician/actor.

Piss Pissedofferson, like the high-handed WestPoint-steeped paternal relatives of his well-known cousin Kris, wasn't at all happy when Kris chose to leave military service for more peaceful choices of employment.

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

sideways piss

When a guy pisses on the side of the toilit just above the water. Usally done when they are drunk or want to be quite.

Dude, I took a sideways piss last night but it ended up everywhere.

by sumdudeu4got December 8, 2009

dino piss

a dino piss is where u piss for over a minute,
u normally have a dino piss when u spend all night in a bar.

josh : i have to go dino piss

troy : fuck i have to aswell

by kickbuttsurrey October 26, 2010

Poop piss

When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.

"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"

"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."

by NotChicago March 31, 2017

piss baby

pooper meow meow poopy heheh lol meow meow bestie word

me:ur a piss baby /piss bb

friend:aww u too 😍😍😈😈🦶🦶💪💪

by glorgo December 23, 2022