Mahogany wood

A way to describe your manhood if it is Boujee and not just out there.

“She thinks we’re just gonna fuck she don’t know I got mahogany wood”

by King of the west June 15, 2022

Deer in the woods

It's when the guy...umm then he tucks..umm and prances.

When a friend of mine gets drunk, he wants to play Deer in the Woods.

by Tom_F00lery January 26, 2014

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

Drive into the woods

A euphemism for suicide

“Done with this shit man, I’m about to drive into the woods”

by Good b0ye January 21, 2022

Hood Wood

A man that likes having multiple baby mommas that is from the hood.

“Dude, your such a Hood Wood.”

by SkurtSkurtbish June 5, 2023

pulp-wood

An extremely large turd..

whew man..i just took a dump ..it was a stick of pulp-wood..

by kobalt October 30, 2009

Wood bitch

Typically a blonde you meet while collecting fire wood give you the stink eye because she is jealous

So I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and in comes wood bitch and her sisters giving me the stink eye

by Trueforce April 18, 2022