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by WOUNDERWIPER March 26, 2009
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2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey
3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down
4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend
5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious
6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold
2. looks like 12 year old Jewish girl; refer to gyspey
3. someones house squirrel wants to burn down
4. ones only friend are his sister and sisters friend
5. tries to bang girls, preferably best friends, whom are clearly unconscious
6. squirrel refers to Woods Parker as a Mexican Jew whore cunt and also Jew gold
1. go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/fd5484488cae53cdd81c54a11c214ffd.jpg)
2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)
3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "
4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)
5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)
6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "
2. also see { by the way spoom-woods has shorter hair } (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/d041310490e076ffe731b90d15e8dcd2.jpg)
3. " squirrel no you can't burn woods house ?"
" no squirrel u cant that's arsony "
4. also go to (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/1a3a05c6989e04449c5b7330bc2e8891.jpg)
5. see (http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/faa0c2d11b163b9859c58811fbf39689.jpg)
6. " woods i am gunna burn your house down you mexican jew whore cunt "
by Woods Parker August 2, 2008
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1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
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Get the Deer in the woods mug.Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in
John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest
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