A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.
Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"
by TheIgLol June 19, 2023
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by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019
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by SquidwardHandsome January 29, 2017
Get the Simple Man mug.Usually the nickname douchebag cucks named Tanner would give themselves. This is the guy that at a party would say “Bro, I’d rather be at home playing CoD.”
by BeHeMothBoii February 3, 2018
Get the Tan Man mug.The Bleem Man is an intergalactic being that runs a shitty meme page on Instagram. It survives off of huffing pottery enamel and any fish that it catches. It is easy to tell when he is coming due to the constant sounds of Trippie Redd playing from its speaker.
Man #1: “Do you hear Love Scars by Trippie Redd?”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
Man #2: “OH MY GOD ITS THE BLEEM MAN! Hide the pottery enamel”
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Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
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