tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.

We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.

by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

Road Trip Delight

A stop along a highway or byway for sweet lovin' sometimes at rest areas.

J-Fed and I had a taste of road trip delight near mile marker 163.

by J Fiend February 25, 2010

Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010

Road Reps

A hidden jewel of a movie. The next cult classic. A road trip movie with a touch of surf culture. A true independent film. Awarded 'audience choice' at 'The Other Venice Film Festival'.

Road Reps: A pharmaceutical sales rep embarks on a road-trip odyssey with four divorcé buddies, which becomes a race against his estranged wife to win over a client in a remote territory. See www.roadrepsthemovie.com

by naturesride May 19, 2009