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Up your date

When something or someone is up your arse.

It can be literally or figuratively.

If someone is tailgating you they are up your date.
"This bloody Ford Ranger is driving up your date man."
by SawaDough June 5, 2022
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Date

That brown snack that has a seed in it
The specific day of the month of the year
When you go out with someone
Do you wanna eat dates for snack?
The date that I wrote this definition is March 31, 2021. (Yes, is is literally that!)
Do you want to date me today?

All of the above: Do you want to eat dates on our date on the date May 3, 1938?
by URB4N D1C710N4RY March 31, 2021
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dating a fetus

Dating a person that is 18 years or more your junior. Note it is illegal to have sex with someone under the legal age of consent.
Her desire for dating a fetus, diminished considerably, when she calculated that she would not be able to have sex with her date till she was at least 36.
by mlhiss March 19, 2020
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cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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Running Date

Two endurance athletes start the date with a run lasting a few miles, they then proceed to have sexual intercourse in a public place as part of their run. They then run back to where they started and have sex again more aggressively to prove their endurance to one another.
I also run half marathons, should we have a running date?
by TheRealOneAmongUs May 19, 2021
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Date Bombed

When you date someone and marry them. Immediately after the honeymoon they do a 180 and show who they really are and it's NOT GOOD. You did not marry the person you dated.
by Pudhud12 July 7, 2021
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AJ's date

AJ's date to formal is REDACTED
by ajklein_07 February 23, 2022
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