Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.
This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.
Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.
by postitnotes July 5, 2010
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During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.
During the day, when everyone is busy at school, college, university, work, or asleep, and nothing happens.
I was on Daytime Facebook earlier, it was so boring, i might as well have been watching Loose Women.
by George89 April 4, 2008
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Get the Facebook Spelunking mug.An idiot who thinks that everyone else doesn't already know that it's pouring outside. We all have at least seven of these self-proclaimed storm chasers in our Friends List.
Facebook meteorologist: OMFG SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE txt me lol(:
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
Commenter: Way to go, Captain Obvious. I had no fucking clue.
by Xile-Lord August 17, 2011
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Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.
by Deadboydoor517 April 22, 2023
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In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.
Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.
Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.
oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.
by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023
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by MonkeyFrog July 13, 2013
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