mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw

i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day

by Connie BBC February 10, 2021

mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

by Phenen October 24, 2017

Mexican Brazier

A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.

That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!

by Baked Tater32 February 1, 2018

Mexican Firecracker

You turn into a Mexican Firecracker when you eat something that makes you sick and you end up shitting and vomiting (and probably praying for a quick death) at the same time...food most likely eaten in Mexico...

Dude, I ate some street tacos last night and they turned me into a Mexican Firecracker...

by EnormousGreenRageMonster September 27, 2019

Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.

"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."

by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021

Mexican Sunset

when an individual inserts the tip of a tequila bottle into their anus and subsequently somersaults as to further ram the tequila bottle in. Their partner/a stranger then sets the tequila bottle alight and once the anus is sufficiently on fire, the tequila-holder is gifted a mix of lime and hot sauce in their eyes.

I gave Jade a Mexican Sunset last night and now I have 3rd degree burns on my anus and can't sit down properly... worth it though.

by Understandingfate April 21, 2018

Mexican lasagna

Eating out a woman with a yeast infection

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.

by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022