Dear Matt letter

Another term for a “Cease and Desist” letter.

Originated by Matt The Welder, Comedian and political candidate who received more of these than any other candidate ever.

Bro spilled the dirt on Bill and then he got a Dear Matt letter in the mail.

by I know stuff May 11, 2024

Level 4 Naughty Lister

Someone who is on Santa’s Naughty list for either for really, REALLY naughty behavior, or illegal activities.

Yea, that’s right. You are a Level 4 Naughty Lister.

by Blank_1 December 23, 2024

New Jersey Love Letter

A note that reads "I'm pregnant, call me" left under your wiper blade.

Sarah left me a New Jersey Love Letter, when my wife and I were eating at the restaurant!

by Bob from the shore February 5, 2025

follow the liter

What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.

I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.

by QuacksO April 10, 2025

Words of letters

You are not making a point, you are just speaking words of letters!! Make a point!!

You try to speak intelligently, but you are just speaking WORDS OF LETTERS!
YOUR WORDS OF LETTERS are just your opinion. They are not based on fact!!

You are not making a point, you are just speaking words of letters!! Make a point!!

You try to speak intelligently, but you are just speaking WORDS OF LETTERS!
YOUR WORDS OF LETTERS are just your opinion. They are not based on fact!!

by Jesseleosjr August 15, 2025

The three letter game

A game you can play on urban dictionary where you type three random letters (etc. lhs, ahx) and if there's no definition for it, write a definition for it.

Oh man I'm so bored I'm gonna play the three letter game

by 933 September 2, 2025

There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it)

Yeah I saw a meme that went along those lines. I'm not doing that.

Hym "You see: There's literally nothing I can do about it (There's something he can do about it) 👈 That right there is YOUR ego. That's the little voice in your head. I say something. You tell yourself the opposite. The reality is in fact the thing I said. You prompt me to do something about it. I already said the thing that is commensurate with what is actually the case and, therefore, have no choice but to repeat myself. OK. I'll do the only other thing I can do which is: tell you something else that is non-contradictory. That being 'Stop stalling and do the thing I said."

by Hym Iam November 5, 2025