Jordan

Some kid with a crusty lip and looks like some one chewed on it

Hey who is that

Jordan he looks like somone chewed on his lip

by Blueberry all’s January 13, 2020

the jordan effect

When u beef with a girl name jordan and ya ass gets soggy and flat as a result

"thats the jordan effect for ya

by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023

Jordan

A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you

My mum wants a jordan all the time

by Nazs70dz March 26, 2017

Jordan

A big fat snitch who thinks the world revolves around him

Hi Jordan shut up side character

by Khari hawkins December 7, 2023

Maminho Jordan

A more lowkey heteronymous of Fernando Pessoa, a great Portuguese poet.

Ex: O ano da morte de Maminho Jordan.

by greatpoets July 4, 2021

Jordan

A gay piece of shit who lies and is fat!!!

Damn that girl is such a Jordan

by OwlSniper September 13, 2017

Jordan

An energetic and sweet, Jordan’s automatically win at life. Jordan’s are cute, funny, athletic, caring, kind- hearted, and amazing people. A Jordan is someone you want to have in your life forever... so treat them right!!

Friend: crying
Jordan: talk to me... it’s gonna be ok i promise.

by nellahegasekoorb April 25, 2020