jerk bumps

an outbreak of acne (from a teenage joke about masturbation causing acne)

I just got out of the shower when the jerk bumps came back.

by The Return of Light Joker June 10, 2010

jerkalerk

A jerk but with a cool ending

Ugh, amit is such a jerkalerk!

by jerkalerk July 28, 2011

jack jerker

a guy who masterbates

yo i need to beat my meat

well then you are a jack jerker

by youalreadyknowdawg October 24, 2009

chef jerk

A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.

Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"

by Marcus James Allen May 21, 2010

Smircle Jerk

A group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like "circle jerk" however with this version each participant must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable.

That guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy

by Imbadatthis September 10, 2010

circle jerk

When a Google+ user shares your post, pic or video outside its limited circle or group without your permission.

He's such a circle jerk for sharing that pic in my Google+ folder of my cum face to the public.

by mangodebango October 9, 2011

Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 6, 2004