Deep Creek Belt Buckle

When a bald headed Irish man positions his freshly shaven bean bag uncomfortably within his trouser zipper, walk around for hours at the club with only a few select meat gazers, celebrities, and ladies noticing, and doesn’t even need a moisturizer.

When asked if you want to see the Deep Creek Belt Buckle, don’t look down!

Wow! Although the cheeseburger moved to a slider, that Belt Buckle sure is impressive!

Irish Guy: Hey I love the work you’ve been doin, check out my belt buckle…
Actor: Cool!

Irish Guy: I’m going to put the beans away
Group: please don’t, it’s actually wierd when they aren’t out!

by Rick&Donnie July 22, 2022

Gettin' deep in the quicksand

Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.

Oh man... I'm gettin' deep in the quicksand up in here.

by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019

Deep Chesting

The act of a consistent smoker who had a breathing hole put into their throat, giving a blow job, through the breathing hole, often making a vacumn clogging sound, other than a blowjob making a mop bucket sound.

I went over to Doris's house yesterday, and she got up to get something to drink, next thing I know, she tripped, and gave me an accidental Deep Chesting.

by xXKokOfJusticeXx May 31, 2013

Persian deep mine

A set position that was based off the brutal efficiency of the persian deep gold mines.

Thw persian deep mine sexual postition: A dildo or other serial toy is affiliated to the tip of a pogo stick and the fitted into an orifice and then operated.

by Lary hitler October 14, 2023

deep 3

When you hit the cervix and she says stop and you ram your dick in balls deep for 3 seconds

we're in the 4th quarter going deep 3

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by HD BIG BLACK COCK April 10, 2024

Jayda Deep

unintentionally getting k-holed at a gig or festival after having an extra cheeky bump (or pinch)

Accidentally got a little too wonky on the k, I went Jayda deep and Jayda G

by Beaver-man July 05, 2022