Band kid

Nerdiest but coolest mfs you'll ever meet

"Nerd!"
"Yeah, I'm a band kid"

by BestBariInTheWest February 24, 2024

Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

by Sahagian June 6, 2018

Alex Band

The world’s best male vocalist. An amazing person. The gold standard of male perfection.

The world needs to hear more Alex Band.

by stonesfan78 October 21, 2025

A spaghetti of rubber bands

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

by TheTestSubjec0 February 9, 2023

ho band

Wristbands that attract the hoes

Mike, I like your ho band.

by OGhoband August 1, 2023

stoopid band 72

i honestly don't know any more.

Human: "stoopid band 72"

Another human: "what"

by The Tf2-er April 14, 2021

Band For Band

Trying to roast someone, getting disrespectful, trying to crack

“Man that’s why yo mamma a hoe”
“Man you don’t even wanna start wanna go band for band right now

by kjohns2879 December 17, 2023