Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

I can see the light

I'm going to die.

*Officer down*
Cop 1: don't you die on me!
Cop 2:I can see the light....*dead*
Cop 1:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

by Cellboy14 September 15, 2018

Cause I Can and It's Free

A phrase to answer any "why" questions.

Cause I can and it's free.

by Sexiiiioooo August 11, 2010

can i have a sky

Means: you have drink of something not touching your mouth but holding so you can get the liquid in the mouth

Hey can I have a sky of your water

by Imamaster101 February 4, 2018

can I get a piece

I like you so much that I'm comparing you to a piece of delicious food which I would like to eat. Usually used in reference to sex.

Hey showty, can I get a piece of that fine ass?

by Trixie April 29, 2004

can I hold a dolla

1.(verb)-A term used by a "hood nigga" or "street nigga" to size you up,and or see whats in your pockets and rob you or con there way into always getting a dollar from you when needed or see you ,because there broke and want other peoples money
2.-A term used by a friend or someone to borrow a dollar and will pay you back next time.

hood nigga:"yo can I hold a dolla?"

aquaintance:"a...yea I have a dollar"(guy pulls wallet out)

hood nigga:(takes the guys wallet)

aquaintance:"Hey yo come on man chill please give my wallet back"

hood nigga: "SHUT UP BEFORE I POKE U THE FUCK UP NIGGA!"(hood nigga walks off)

by Stand up guy 7 December 14, 2012

Aunt Susie's Ash Can

Noun - A place to stick things. Usually used when trying to make a point about something.

Ya?!! Well you can take that and stick it in your Aunt Susie's ash can!

by exponentialhalitosis September 26, 2006