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Honeybun Cheesecake 

An extremely athletic and violent sexual act, in which you rub a honeybun against your penis as lubricant, roll it up like a treasure map and tuck it into the receiving end’s ass. The honeybun is then forced out with a strong gust of force and winds before ejaculation and covered with feces and splooge. The honeybun is then placed in the oven for 30 minutes at 200 degrees and shared by all participants.
“Bro, why did my dad kick you out of the sleepover last Friday?”

“I asked him to honeybun cheesecake me…”

HoneyBun 

A weapon of mass destruction usually heated in a microwave for a minute then thrown on the back of a homeless mans neck.
"Lets go slaughter homeless people with honeybuns beiotch"
HoneyBun by dfcd nhngbfhgbkdjvhg October 31, 2023

golden honey rocket 

A Golden Honey Rocket is when a guy preforms an oil change, but instead of clean urine, he inserts honey (must be diluted, or it will be to thick to work properly). When he ejaculates, the bladder is released at the same time, and thus the honey shoots out, instead of urine.
dude1: "Did she blow you last night?"

dude2: "Yeah man, she was so surprised when I shot a golden honey rocket at her."

sweet honey iced tea

Take the first letters of each word and you get shit

Halo Honey 

Your ride or die female friend.

A female wing woman
Me and my halo honey will be hurting them at the club tonight!
Halo Honey by PBkitty May 11, 2017

Cat circle honey pocket 

A mysterious career with an unknown purpose.
Commonly found in Milwaukee.
Jim: what do you do for a living?
Sam: I'm a Cat circle honey pocketer