Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.

oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.

by RealityHurtz1 February 14, 2023

Facebook Battleship

Head games people play while facebooking on their laptops.

Oh man, I can't believe she just posted that. It's like she thinks we are playing Facebook Battleship.

by MonkeyFrog July 13, 2013

Facebook Syndrom

When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.

me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome

me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots

by GroogFish April 27, 2011

Facebook Rappers

One who posts one "rap" every status. These "raps" are usually very conceited and are trash. The people who post these think they "got mad rhymes", may be a part of a made up rap group and think they will make it big. But the truth is, they are just Facebook Rappers.

Everybody love me so why u be hatin, oh u mad I thought tht u be happy I made it
Facebook Rappers Unanimous

by Jevito August 15, 2011

flying facebook

surfing facebook high, preferably on weed, but any other drug does the job

Man, don't remeber much from last night, but i must have been flying facebook cause i put up a crazy status and messaged my ex's

by D_rizzle12 October 13, 2011

facebook job

liking or commenting every post visible on someone's facebook wall. to give someone a facebook job is considered either intimate or invasive, depending on the relationship of the two people involved.

"It looks like Cathy's really into him. She gave him a facebook job."
"An fj, already? They've known each other, what, a week?"

by HDNA September 14, 2011

Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).

– Hey there Tom!
– Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.

by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016