Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

by The Clipper May 29, 2008

dirty cohen

When that smart kid sitting next to you wont let you see his paper.

That kid just pulled a dirty cohen on that test

by Panick10 November 30, 2013

Dirty Jed

When a guy screams and yells while grabbing your boobs way too hard

He gave me a Dirty Jed last night, my boobs are about to fall off.

by Jess Mcleod May 17, 2019

dirty alessia

the act of queefing in a guys mouth while face-sitting and then telling him it was your p*ssy thanking him for his service.

She pulled a dirty alessia on me today and i said “you’re welcome master.”

by queenb*tch April 16, 2020

Dirty Sydney

The act of a magician making his assistant’s upper body disappear, and then having sex with the lower half.

“The magician performed a dirty sydney on stage!”

by 3possums-in-a-trenchcoat April 16, 2020

dirty jaxon

A dirty Jaxon is when a man fucks a pussy when she is upside down while getting ass fucked.

Damn that dirty Jaxon last night was hot lets do it tonight.

by I like big dick in my pussy May 22, 2020

Dirty Penguin

the waddle a person does from the one room to another after realizing that there is no toilet paper in the bathroom.

“Dude, I had to dirty penguin all over the house to find something to wipe with!”

by benboozle January 18, 2013