Dan Schneider'd

to get raped by a wealthy person, usually over millions per month.

"I feel bad for your sister who got Dan Schneider'd man, I hope she recovers from that."

by themanwhomans May 9, 2024

dirty dan

The dirty Dan is where a woman sucks your penis and toe fucks your arse at the same time

Also, once you cum, the cum is then used for face cream

"Man I had sick time last night"
"What were you up to gerald"
"My girl gave me a dirty Dan"
"Thats fucking grim mate"

by Joshnosh February 19, 2023

Dan

The ultimate being

Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"

by DannieBoi June 10, 2019

Dan

Kike handler?

Hym "Oh shit and Dan is a Jew? Wow! So that's the deal, huh? The Jews are trying to destroy me! Their going to come after me with their schizophrenic delusions of superiority! That is hilarious! What an absolute joke!"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

dan

cool guy

dan is a cool guy

by knfdsnkfakjafdsjkhdfsjkh September 24, 2019

Dans

When someone tells you to f*** off or in other words get lost.

“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day”

“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”

by Karol Maple June 7, 2019

Dan the can

Dan the can is used to describe the kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can.

by Dan the can December 22, 2023