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When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!

Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.

Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.

Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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thanks for coming

You are working out in your local gym everyday when a workout friend is walking out and you say to him... thanks for coming.
Like i own the gym, thanks for coming.
by Kuehlstein May 4, 2018
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come on china

to instigate a fight with some one who is being a knob or talking themselves up to much
1. come on china you want to tussel
2. come on china you want to fight
by brent_f_mudge May 28, 2007
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I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”
Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !
by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025
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Yo come chill

Me: waddup
You: Yo come chill
by CobraChicken14 September 9, 2021
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Coming back

Kid: When is father coming back.. I'm tired and sick of eating my cereal with grape juice.
Mom: Never.
by Pie_:) December 31, 2022
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