Chode

A wannabe chad

Person 1: hey did you see that guys beard
Person 2: yea he looks like a chode

by wanderingaxolotl July 02, 2020

Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019

Chode

Someone who, being endowed with an unusually small penis, behaves in a boisterous or inflammatory nature so as to suggest they likely have a fragile ego and an unsatisfactory love life.

Russian President Vladimir Putin is such a chode.

by Draufgaenger April 22, 2022

Chode

Fleshy patch between your genitals and your b-hole.

Ouch.... she kicked me right in the chode.

by Gooch84 January 23, 2021

Chode

When a guys dick is small and fat and usually the girth is more than the length

That fat dude must have a chode

by Bestiebooboo January 06, 2024

Chode

Chodezolez

Wow he is a real chodle/ chodezolez

by Chickenchode353 March 25, 2018

Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.

Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.

by kachichael November 01, 2018