Pontoon Boat

A boat that old people usually drive.

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!

by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022

boat

Short for "love boat," aka PCP (phencyclidine) or another PCP-analog, such as 3-MeO-PCP. Powerful dissociative anesthetic. Boat can also refer to freebase DXM (dextromethorphan), like the RoboTablet variety, as it is much, much stronger than traditional DXM, easily providing PCP-grade psychoses through relatively microscopic doses.

When you drive the love boat there's a very good chance you'll wake up in a hospital bed with cuts all over you and muscle soreness.

Been driving all day with one eye closed because yesterday I drove the boat through some very shallow puddles.

by paranoidparasiteparacide July 29, 2022

boats

titties.

boats float

by Theonlythingw3needz August 6, 2022

Banana Boat

When you use a peeled (for natural lubrication) banana as a dildo.

I had the best banana boat of my life last night

by DRI FIT June 12, 2022

Boat sniffer

Someone who lives in Arbroath

That guy is from Arbroath , the stupid boat sniffer

by Scoopj June 22, 2022

Humboldt River Boat Ride

When you are railing your girl from behind, and as you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and squirt semen in her hair. She is not as thrilled with this as you are.

I took my girl for a Humboldt River Boat Ride last night. She is complaining that she needs to wash her hair.

by Mosey Flat January 16, 2026

BOAT

Best of all time. Similar to GOAT but better.

“Have you heard of ShootieTV?”

“Yeah he’s the BOAT”

by LilElix February 16, 2026