Pisswanking Bastard

A person who, when they ejaculate, only excretes urine instead of semen.

Shut up you pisswanking bastard.

by Outofthi5world December 17, 2025

Fat Bastard

A criminal type characterized by highly intellegent individuals who can't quite get things done, feel things have been stolen from them, has grow older, fatter, and has a taste for young blood.

As an individual the Brown University Shooter was a Fat Bastard

Donald Trump has become a national Fat Bastard.

by Max-501 December 24, 2025

total arse bastard

Some one who is a total arse and a total bastard, so therefore a total arse bastard

"Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.

by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.

girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!

by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):

Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun

If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.

by Sexydimma December 4, 2015

Tommy-pick a bastard

(Verb) : to kill a police officer, specifically, as the name suggests, using a Tommy gun

Only someone as brazen as Al Capone would dare to Tommy-pick a bastard, since not everyone has access to a Tommy gun.

by Sexydimma February 19, 2016

Half faced bastard

A term used to discribe an individual whom is deseptive or two faced .
It can also be used with a discriptive word in jest for someone who caught you off guard or surprised you .

Example 1. So you took my money and blame it on Keith you half faced bastard !
Example 2. Did you just Sup my pint you cheeky half faced bastard ?

by Big Daddy mac November 22, 2016