by Strangers Do Trade January 4, 2020
Get the Open a Basket of Snakesmug. When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.
Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.
by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020
Get the Texan gutter-snakemug. A standing 69, when the male is in a handstand with a maraca handle in his butt, imitating a rattlesnake. Simultaneously, with a caprisun/juice box in her mouth squeezing the juices out on the male as if it were venom, simultaneously, as she climaxes.
Down in the desert, where the coyotes howl and the ladies thighs shake, like they have two tickets to the ol' snake convention.
by EmpireYikesBack March 28, 2022
Get the The ol' snake conventionmug. Going in 'Snake doctor style'.
This involves only using a hand gun while rushing a room and killing all of the enemies with precision aiming and accuracy, in a split second.
This involves only using a hand gun while rushing a room and killing all of the enemies with precision aiming and accuracy, in a split second.
by Apache95 October 30, 2011
Get the Snake doctor stylemug. A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
Get the bed-o-snakesmug. by TPSEpicGamer January 26, 2021
Get the Kill da snakemug. The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
by The Pennsylvania Growler July 27, 2016
Get the Peoria Corn Snakemug.