What up Smith Jones

Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.

Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!

by Blood Clott December 09, 2010

Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now

This is one of the stupidest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. Like seriously who. the fuck cares. 1991 sucked ass. The 90s were really degrading. Apart from some of the music but it was a pretty horrible decade.

Whoever wrote “Jesus Jones - Right Here Right Now” should be shot

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

The Jone

A place where you and your friends have decided is your hangout place which usually has food

Person 1: Are you going to The Jone today

Person 2: Of course dude

by Ninja4prez September 21, 2016

The Jones

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.

Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones

by Young JIZZA October 11, 2009

Samuel Gregory Jones

A Man who holds alot of wisdom and trust. He is also very bad at overwatch.

Person 1: Who is that person who is throwing this game.
Person 2: Oh, that is Samuel Gregory Jones.
Person 1: Fuck that guy.

by JakDotExe July 07, 2023

Janice Jones

someone who gambles Rivets money away and gives me head during faculty meetings

stop being a greedy Janice Jones

by Joe Hopf December 17, 2019

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 10, 2025