The Tap Game

A very simple, yet amazingly fun game in which you, and bunch of your buddies open up a high school yearbook, and in a circular-fashion, each selects a girl in the book, and asks himself the question, "Would you tap that?" The person then reveals to the group if he would have sexual intercourse with that girl. Play passes to the left. Disagreements over particular "chicks" often lead to discussion and debate, which further adds to the entertainment.

Johnny- Let's see, Betty Sue...she has amazing tits so yeah, I would tap that.

Billy- Yeah, but Betty Sue is as ugly as shit. Mary Ann, on the other hand, is fucking gorgeous. I would most certainly tap that.

Vladimir- Isn't the tap game amazing?

by WhoamIdontknow August 2, 2008

game console

a computer designed specifically for playing video games.
uses compact discs as of late 1990s - currently.
some people try to compare wii to ps3/xbox 360 just because of graphics and they have no fucking life.
can sometimes be a timesuck.

yay i just got my new game console

by duffle bag December 27, 2009

Gentlemen's Game

Any indoor or outdoor activity that exhibits an extreme amount of rules and etiquettes which at first seem to be counterintuitive but in reality, the only way it can be.

Golf is often considered a gentlemen's game - you've gotta have all these irons, drivers, and hybrids with all these accessories and your grass has to be so and so... all to see who can hit a ball into the hole first.

by ZBL June 10, 2013

Game Informer

A magazine peddled by Gamestop to everyone that can't say no to their 10% off used game card offer. Most of the news tends to be outdated if you have an internet connection and the reviews tend to say "this game is awesome/sucks" by using as many words as possible. Useful for the pictures, sometimes interesting interviews, and the occasional exclusive. Has crushed the competition because of its unfair leverage as part of the Gamestop Empire.

Friend 1: Dude, did you see what they said in Game Informer about the new Halo?!
Friend 2: I already about read that a month ago on the internet.
Friend 1: Oh...

Friend 1: I have a Gamestop discount card! I also get a subscription to Game Informer.
Friend 2: Isn't that unfair to everyone else with a magazine that doesn't have a store tie-in?
Friend 1: I don't care, I just wanted that guy at the counter to shut up.

by lovely chaos January 18, 2009

The Military Game

Completely interrupting a speaker when they use a word that can also be taken as a rank in the military, while also snapping to attention and giving a realistic salute.

Man 1: This is a MAJOR problem-
Man 2: MAJOR Problem! *does previously described actions*
man 3 to man 4: God damn the military game!

Announcer: this is just a general announcement-
Douche in the audience: General Announcement!

by Mcnoah94 September 30, 2009

top game

Level of effort and skill when sucking dick

Yo Javons top game is trash

by weenispincher2 September 19, 2016

lipstick game

Girls all put on a different color of lipstick. They all deepthroat a guy to see can get the farthest on his cock. The color that is farthest on the shaft wins!
A banana or other phallic fruit can be substituted for a penis if your friends are a bunch of bitches.

Ashley, Sara, Emily, and Jennifer all put on different colors of lipstick. Ashley's boyfriend has a 9" cock. So the girls decide to compete using the lipstick game to see who can deepthroat the farthest. Ashley wins every time.

by JtownMowtown July 22, 2017