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Artificial Fruit

A straight man who acts gay. He has many platonic female friends, he may do theater or dance, and generally gives off a gay vibe BUT he likes chicks.

Opposite: Bromosexual
Bro 1: You does John have a boy friend?
Bro 2: Nah, man he's artificial fruit.
Bro 3: No shit?
by ASDFLKJFDSOASFNAS October 3, 2013
mugGet the Artificial Fruitmug.

Buddha Fruit

This is a stupid fruit in blox fruits. Anyone who uses it can stfu and go to hell.
I fking hate buddha fruit users, they should go to hell.
by [Insert_NameHere] April 22, 2023
mugGet the Buddha Fruitmug.

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.
Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.
by Bigwhite May 25, 2012
mugGet the Bean Bag Fruitmug.

tin of fruit

Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic
by Cooncil July 31, 2023
mugGet the tin of fruitmug.

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