Portuguese Bread Twist

When she won’t let you cum on her face so while you’re blowing her asshole out from behind, you pull out and pretend to cum on her back. But you don’t cum...you just make her THINK you came by shooting some chocolate syrup on her back. When she turns around and faces you (thinking you’re done) you procede unleash the full fury of your load all over her fucking face then procede yeet the fucking slut through a window. As she twists around to look at you her back arches into the shape of a bread loaf, hense the Bread Twist.

Chas- Bro I did the Portuguese Bread Twist to some dumb bitch last night. The damn hoe wouldn’t let me cum on her face, so I fucking did anyway. And then I yeeted that filthy slut straight out the fucking window into traffic.

by DirtySanCHAS69 December 14, 2018

bread overload

when you eat a lot of dry foods without water and your throat constricts and it hurts really bad until the food passes

I ate a roll and i have total bread overload

by ginger snap 69 November 22, 2017

Knockout Bread

A piece of bread that has hardened to become as hard as a rock that you resort to biting into after waking up hungry with no food in the house.

I think I just broke my toof on a piece of knockout bread!

by NOTHINGEATSNOTHING October 06, 2024

Your bread's crusty

An insult used towards a male or female has multiple STI's from their own fault.

I'm not bangin' you, your bread's crusty.

by Doctor Defenition April 27, 2018

cock bread

Baked foreskin with gluten

Dude I could really go for some cock bread right now.

by Fuck_knuckle March 09, 2018

Bread hour

Bread hour occurs when our German teacher throws his heel of the bread into the class as the class

BREAD HOUR

by Non Catholic Caterpillar November 27, 2019

Bread Play

1st rule of bread play don’t be racist
2nd rule of bread play don’t eat the bread after

Hey chad wanna go to my house and do some bread play but don’t be racist and don’t eat the bread

by Yeast party January 21, 2020