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Friend Zone

women's secret code for "you are not getting any of my booty or boobs."
for the people that get friendzoned,sad for them.now go cry in in your sleep and buy a body pillow.
john's crush:hey john could you tie my shoelaces?
john:of course!*ties shoelaces*
john's crush:oh thank you!you are such a good FRİEND (the word of destruction
john sees his friends
goes to talk with them
john's friends:dude you got friend zone 'd
by potatoma March 29, 2017
mugGet the Friend Zonemug.

In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.
Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )
by User12345000 March 28, 2022
mugGet the In-law Zonedmug.

K2Zombie Zone

A area where,K2Zombies hangout dedicated to k2 drug area.
I don't like walking in the area of 125th street and Lexington Ave.There's to many K2Zombies in the area.
We was at the deli ,in the K2Zombie Zone.
by LevelBeastModeQuantum8 August 24, 2016
mugGet the K2Zombie Zonemug.

Freight Zone Mad

When liquor distributors *cough Juleigh, get raging mad and verbally abusive to anyone illegally parked in a freight zone.
You don’t have commercial tags you fuck. You can’t park here. I’m freight zone mad.
by Nacho_mal December 28, 2017
mugGet the Freight Zone Madmug.

Relative Zone

When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.

True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
mugGet the Relative Zonemug.

Rumble zone 2.0

Let’s have pre’s in the rumble zone?
Naaaah mate heard it’s even worse than having pre’s in the rumble zone 2.0
by Squirty bumz October 30, 2020
mugGet the Rumble zone 2.0mug.

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