In-law Zoned

The Friendzone, but worse. When someone you like would rather want your kid and their kid to get married.

Person 1: I like you.
Person 2: Sorry I don't see you like that.

(Decades later)
(Person 2 marries Person 3)
(Person 1 marries Person 4)

Person 2: Wow I hope our kids get married.
Person 1: (Bruh I just got In-law Zoned )

by User12345000 March 28, 2022

Floor zoned

the lowest stage of a rejection. if you get floor zoned all i can say is i’m sorry for you.

rip bozo he just got floor zoned

by Tadeo C February 11, 2022

C.U.M. zone

The three major North American countries by landmass.

The C.U.M. zone comprises of (C)anada, (U)SA, and (M)exico.

by MaybeARealWord February 13, 2022

ZONE

The guy who created Ankha Zone, like, litteraly, it is in the name.

"Ankha Zone is soooo goooood, ZONE it's a blessed guy"
"Bro, wtf?"

by Ron (In a cool way) October 12, 2021

.DANGER ZONE

If ANAL ALAN leaves the BLUE which is going to THE D.

I know when I was at the 7-ELEVEN as I was GOOGLE SAFE and not only that it JUST , " the ATM , which is ASSHOLE TRUTH MOTIVATION is ," YOUR TRANSACTION IS CANCELED " as just stay in MOUNTING VIEW and the GOOGLEPLEX area GLAMPING but the only thing being led to the EMERALD HOUR off HOURS after MIDNIGHT as the .DANGER ZONE as MY ASSHOLE thwas taken on SEPTEMBER 12, 2021 around 6:40 pm.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 13, 2021

FIEND zoned

This is a person deemed creepy and dangerous, typically by a woman he stalked.

Susie told her friends, watch out for Dick, l have him FIEND zoned!

by I, Wreckerrr September 15, 2021

Trash zoned

When someone won’t go out with someone else because they’re like trash to them.

Person 1: Hey, I really like you and wanna go out with you. How about it?
Person 2: No way! All you ever did was criticize and belittle me. You made me feel horrible and you never cared about my feelings. You were messing with all those other people too and just broke their hearts and left them, treating them like toys for your amusement! You caused so much mess and destruction in everyone’s lives! You emotionally destroyed me! I would stay up nights crying because of you! I would never date you because you are trash! *runs away*
Person 1: Aw man, trash zoned again? Welp, looks like I gotta ask someone else out now.

by Iamawesomedog September 15, 2021