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"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes
Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes
by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023
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yes es

Opposite of "nuh uh". Used in a debate. It's the ultimate form of comeback.
Michael: "You suck at Fortnite"
Daniel: "Nuh uh"
Michael: "Yes es"
by ihfsdihaoifd July 27, 2023
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Ye Ol' Mono

old pissin, is balding from being a server owner filled with like 181+ kids
BRO I SAW YE OL' MONO AND SHE WAS HUNCHED OVER HER DESK WRITING LIKE A MANIAC.
by par-meh-san July 30, 2023
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Join ye

Join ye is when your friend won’t join you in Roblox so you explode their house
My friend didn’t join! Time to join ye!”
by anonymous April 11, 2024
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When you, as a man and male of the merely, only, and fully human race, decide to maintain discipline and say to yourself Yes to marriage, and stability, and growing love; and say No to the normal, common, low-life, nasty and mean excuse for a female aka woman of the night aka 304 aka Hoe.
All the way through to graduating high school and then a 2-year trades college, I continually to myself say: Yes to the dress; No to the hoe.
by anonymous April 18, 2024
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April 25th. a day where your girl friend and or female friend has to say yes to anything you ask and they cannot say no. If they do they have to do whatever favor you ask of them
National say yes to everything your bf say day
by Like.putthatshiton April 25, 2024
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April 25th. a day where your girl friend and or female friend has to say yes to anything you ask and they cannot say no. If they do they have to do whatever favor you ask of them
National say yes to everything your bf say day
by Like.putthatshiton April 25, 2024
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