Katie Woods

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A "Katie Woods" is the Michelangelo of insurance agents, carving out coverages so perfect for your needs that you'll weep tears of joy. A legendary in the Treasure Valley, known for making buying insurance so smooth, butter feels a little insecure. A "Katie Woods" agent can quote you faster than your coffee order. If insurance were a dating app, a "Katie Woods" would be a swipe right every time. And she's, like, half ninja. If Idaho had an Olympic team for "Making Insurance Cool," Katie Woods would take home gold. Every. Single. Time.

I got that good-good Katie Woods insurance policy and my rate was better than my grandma’s lasagna.

by Mayhem208 December 31, 2024

Tracey Wood

When something doesn’t work properly and/or fails to be useful. In short, worthless.

The tv is Tracey Wood. I can’t even get it to turn on. Time to throw it out with the trash.

by TayYay March 9, 2025

Chopped wood

The combination of "chopped" and "morning wood"

It means ugly dick

"That guy has chopped wood"

by Lil.bitofchives November 11, 2025

Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

area of the woods

The 'hood'. The place you grew up in. Your country area. The terrain you are familiar with.

- What is your area of the woods?

- Boston. I've lived in Boston my whole life.

by cycloid July 28, 2017

morning wood

What Pinocchio no longer had to contend with after becoming a real boy.

Actually, it would likely have been da other way around --- having no flesh or blood, everyone's favorite puppet most likely could not have gotten a hard-on even if he'd wanted one, plus da elderly carver Geppetto very likely didn't even give Pinocchio a "woodpecker" in da first place. After he became a real boy and was overjoyed to be able to wake up and see his own supple flesh instead of just dense dry tree-fiber, however, he would have also gained all of his "normal male human" bodily organs, and so he might indeed have had to deal with embarrassing "morning wood", especially in a few years when he became a teenager.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo

I just had the best j a y Black wood

by Galaxo March 14, 2023