Squidward’s Window

n., butthole, anus. A reference to the round porthole through which Squidward often speaks, in episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants.

“I’m gonna squeegee Squidward’s Window with my tongue,” said the millennial
“In my day we just called that a rim-job,” grunted the boomer
“Do you want me to stop then?”
“God, no.”

by St. Martin-in-the-fields July 26, 2019

Window licking

Someone that should be working but too busy slacking

Manjot get to work stop window licking

by Kings Dead July 15, 2021

Windows NT XP

Officially known as Windows XP.

I formerly used Windows NT XP.

by YusufT19 May 12, 2019

Window weed

That tree you get from the trap house walk-up window service that's $15 a gram.

Dude is out of town, we're gonna have to get window weed.

by Thickcrust November 16, 2017

window shopping

to loot, looting

"I went window shopping the other day, and got me a Louis Vuitton bag priced at five thousand dollars for nothing. It was quite a deal". The term is based on the looting occurred during the latest riots across America in May 2020

by idegart studios June 2, 2020

west coast window wiper

To release chuncky direhea on ones window screen while a group cleans it off with there tounges

Those boys west coast window wipered my car today at the drive through

by west coast window wiper September 26, 2014

Windows

‘Windows’ meaning you’re feeling anxious about doing something.

I have a job interview tomorrow but I’m feeling very windows.

by Mrheckles June 20, 2021