ugly mask

this mask is not worn for purposes of public health and stopping the spread of viruses, although thats a bonus. (and some people don't believe that masks protect from viruses) this mask is for the un vaccinated people that think we want to see their face. this mask will help these people get called ugly less often, and will help everyone else by not needing to look at them. and returning to the first point, it will help keep us healthy!!

person 1: are you vaccinated?
person 2: no.
person 1: can you put on a mask then please?
person 2: no. i do not believe it protects me from viruses.
person 1: well this is an ugly mask. its for ugly people so they don't show their face!!
person 2: wow thanks!! i really needed this

by thirteenchickentenders July 11, 2021

Ugly Sleep

the opposite of beauty sleep

"Time to get some ugly sleep." said Nail Parrot after a long day

by Nail Parrot Himself September 29, 2020

you're not ugly

Something unattractive men are told as a ruse to keep said men pursuing and asking women on dates. Almost sociopathic.

Person 1: Never been on a date, I keep getting called ugly and creepy-looking.
Person 2: You're not ugly!
Person 1 continues to get told he is ugly and turned down for the next 20 years.

by Based Fiend July 15, 2024

Your mum is ugly

Sup bro

Your mum is ugly

by anonymous January 25, 2023

Ugly

YOU!

Look in the mirror
You are ugly

by UltimateDoge May 13, 2021

UgLy

David Michael Kramer

Did you see ugly in the hallway?

by Dwavid Wamer September 17, 2020

ugly single friends

To friends that feel they can’t be loved relationship wise so they often tease about getting together late at night

Ugly1:hey come over tonight it’s boring.
Ugly2: sounds fun what are we going to do?
Ugly1:we could cuddle with movies.
Ugly2:sounds great to me anything else?
Ugly1:I mean if you want we could....
Ugly2:I never do any other time so sure.
Ugly single friends

by Bowling123456789 February 26, 2019