cade trade

An absolutely horrific trade that only a fool would accept

Example; “Najee Harris for Jonathan Taylor” “no man that’s a cade trade”

by Theswiftbuttox September 21, 2022

tapeworm teaser

One who engages in anal gratification, a chutney ferret, uphill gardener etc. The tapeworm teaser being one who undertakes to invade the natural home of the gut tapeworm, disturbing its previously dark, dank, and tranquil home.

Oh him, yes he is a tapeworm teaser

by anonymous October 8, 2022

cocktail tease

A person who says he wants to get drinks in the evening but than bails out.

Person A: hello so its on for tonight, you want to hit that bar?
Person B: sorry bro Im too tired
Person A: your a such a cocktail tease

by Cocktail tease November 9, 2022

Southern Teaser

A base design in Clash of Clans in which the southern side of the base is not defended by walls, hereby enticing the attacker to attack in that region, usually to punish them.

Back in the days of 2016 CoC, I ran Southern Teasers in every war.

by CoC Blocker December 23, 2022

Fidget Traded

Trading a penis for a vagina, or vice versa.

Bradson:" Bro, Johnaquin! You'll never guess what I did last night to this hot chick last night! "
Johnaquin:" Whatd you do bro? "
Bradson:" I **Fidget Traded** with that chick and now I have a vagina!! "

by ikissmen December 27, 2022

Me tease

When something someone says, applies to someone else as well and "describes" them

- I'm so tired of my job... I really want to quit...
- Me tease

by billsatin March 5, 2023

impulsive trader

a person who trades adopt me pets without thinking it through. this often leads to regret

“i used to have a turtle in adopt me, i impulsively traded it and i have now downgraded. i call myself an impulsive trader”

by editorfanpage April 8, 2023