Dirty Dog

Harry Arthur

Harry Arthur is a Dirty Dog

by M3ga Bea5t November 09, 2020

non-dog

A small dog, one of the toy breeds, that is so small it's not a "real" dog.

Janie got a chihuahua. Cute little non-dog!

I've got a Great Dane, I look down on all those people with non-dogs.

by Livsteroo January 23, 2011

absolute dog

One's lack of skill to a specific trait. Most notably first-person shooters.

Person 1: *Tries shooting enemy target*
Person 1: *Misses every shot and dies*
Person 2: Holy shit dude, you're absolute dog at this game

by Kylotastic May 14, 2021

dirty dog

When a person of one gender engages in numerous shady activities with the person of the opposite gender.

Brian: Where did Jonny go?
Kevin: He's at the bookstore with Giraffe woman.
Brian: That dirty dog.

by wonderbrian February 22, 2009

cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.

I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!

by Baloon Knot Bill December 16, 2006

dog's age

A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age.

(From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad
happened today."
Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you."
Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer."
Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong."

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

fucking the dog

hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours

Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"

by Boobird September 21, 2009