The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
by Count Cockula October 9, 2019
Get the Count Choculas Surprisemug. Big girl surprise is what you get when you undress a very obese woman , it's the bacteria that grows in their folds and crevices of fat and the cottage cheese that comes out of their vagina by having a yeast infection.
by 1Bigggmike1 April 3, 2023
Get the Big girl surprisemug. by scyescrazyassworld February 24, 2024
Get the Lil Smokey surprisemug. While during anal sex between two gay men, the man who is the pitcher pees inside the catchers anus.
"Man i clicked on this link in my email that said get a taste of Maui. Thinking I won a free trip i clicked on the link and it was just a photo of one guy giving another guy a Mango Maui Surprise."
by D3AD D1SCUSS10N February 4, 2010
Get the Mango Maui Surprisemug. I was walking by the Willis tower when I bent down to pick up something shiny. "Wow," I thought, "a lucky penny. My luck is surely changing!" I couldn't have been more wrong. As I drew the penny near my face for a closer look, I could tell that I was being punked. The smell of copper laced with rotting feces left no doubt. I'd just found a Chicago Surprise.
by DOTCOM May 9, 2017
Get the Chicago Surprisemug. A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.
by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022
Get the pasta surprisemug. When the ghost of Marlon Brando haunts you at your local Wal-Mart by shoving hot dogs down your pants.
by pfi July 14, 2016
Get the Brando Surprisemug.