Chris Lamb

An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC

Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!

Chris Lamb is a fucking legend

by Aldi5bagsfor£40 October 1, 2023

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Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.

Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.

by Hawtsloppytoppy March 21, 2021

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Chris Allened

3-5 men: with a dildo in bed, the first to insert it into his ass without hands wins.

I Chris Allened the fastest.

by TM Bill August 28, 2022

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chris parker

A man you meet in a social setting that is so charming you take home have sex with then get pregnant. When you go to find him to tell him, you find out there is no Chris Parker and you were fooled.

I met Chris Parker last night and he is amazing. He's going to call me so we can go out again.

by ChrisParker March 9, 2022

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