band-aid medicine

Typical of modern medicine, focusing on curing symptoms rather than their cause.

Patient *has heart attack*
Doctor: We are going to have to remove your heart.
Patient: Won't I die?
Doctor: Yes but you will not have any more heart attacks.
Patient: 'walks out' I don't know if I want band-aid medicine. Maybe I will just lay off the Mickey D's

by 1Head January 29, 2021

Mutual Aid

Basically a softer way of asking for money. Panhandling, usually done digitally and by people who aren’t actually impoverished.

“Hey! My rent is due tomorrow, but I don’t get paid until Friday. Would you be willing to contribute a little mutual aid? Drinks on me after I get paid!”

by FegelFatso October 2, 2023

Telepathic Aids

When someone you know talks in the stupidest accent know to man and you get aids from it.

In country accent "Catherine is the main bowl"
Friend 1 "I just got telepathic aids from you talking"

by Zollows December 23, 2022

Aids

Something I get when I hear you on mic

Remy:I think zootpia is hot
Ronin:stop I’m getting aids

by Ronin spera September 4, 2021

Aids

A sex disease that can also be transmitted by sneezing , coughing , breathing

I got coughed on now I got aids.

by anonymous May 18, 2024

mechanics band aid

A Home made band aid made of electrical tape and paper towels

I needed a bandaid so I made a mechanics band aid, made of electrical tape and a paper towel

by 1937265285 October 30, 2017

Fifa Aids

maqwell language. means conceding a goal in the 90th minute

Person 1: DAMNIT i just scored on in the 90th minute
Person 2: that's called Fifa Aids!

by CocotheLoco1 December 17, 2022