The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.
by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016
Get the Sandy Top Hatmug. by Skin ed April 12, 2021
Get the Cool as an ikea hatmug. a rising term used by queefloads who think it's cool as fuck to refer to someone as this because it's straight outta alice and wonderld when relaly it's only cool because of mad hatters, the beer. and no other reasons. unless you watch the x-files.
by kammo April 14, 2005
Get the mad hatmug. The act of turning your homework/workbooks/assignments into paper hats that you can in turn wear, in order to irritate your teacher/boss.
Person - "Man, I was up to my neck in paperwork, so I dropped it all and started making paper hats."
Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."
Student: Man, Mr. Johnson is so weak, he gives us an essay during the summer! so spent my days making paper hats."
by SrgMiffy March 18, 2009
Get the Making Paper Hatsmug. Hey Mom i got thrown in jail by a Faggot with a cowboy hat for calling him a Faggot with a cowboy hat.
by TaxemicHOLT January 21, 2011
Get the Faggot with a cowboy hatmug. When a male shits on a female's head and makes her ride cowgirl while it slowly falls down her head.
by RealDefinitionsYo November 18, 2019
Get the Yee Haw Hatmug. Boy talk about Big hat, No cattle-Hi Business card says Director of Compliance but all he does is check expiration dates.
by socaljohn December 13, 2019
Get the Big hat, No cattlemug.