take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.

Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Octavious bread

It’s basically Ezekiel bread, but it’s laced with fentanyl.

OCTAVIOUS BREAD

by Mike octavious May 23, 2019

Bread Sandwich

Anything (usually sexual) implying three white objects close together. For example, if two Caucasian males were to spit roast a Caucasian female it would be described as a bread sandwich

Baz: did you hear about Andy, Keiran and Jayne?

Samuel: No..
Jack: what happened?

Louis: I heard, they got wasted and made a total bread sandwich

by spit-roast May 10, 2014

Banana Nut Bread

Bread that has been nutted on by bananas

Stoner: Did you know that bananas nut in banana nut bread?

by Goat nut December 25, 2017

bread

The meaning of the universe.

Jake: Hey, what's the meaning of the universe?
Me: Bread.

by NotStrangeAtAll April 11, 2019

Bread or buns

Human kind can not gain anything without first giving something in return to obtain something with equal value must be lost.

“Can you pay for my hair?”
“BREAD OR BUNS”

by Desifrmouteast September 18, 2025

Yeast Bread

A woman with a yeast infection scrapes the yeast to make bread.

My wife can Yeast Bread .

by Mr.weener October 2, 2018