clown fish

One who is unusualy cautious about everthing that they do, unwilling to take big risks. The term is directly related to an actual clown fish: the individual will hide cautiously, even pathetically, just as an actual clown fish hides in the anemone's tentacles.

The term as it pertains to human behavior originates from the video game Halo. Such a player will hide, waiting for the right opportunity to come out and get a kill, only to retreat into hiding again. This player will often hide to the detriment of their team, staying in a safe area while their team mates are killed. This kind of play is selfish an can be detrimental to their team.

The term can also be directly realted to poker, more specifally Texas Hold'em. One who makes irrational decisions, playing weak starting hands, even when facing a large raise. Such an idividual is also easily intimated at the poker table, folding strong hands to others who have coaxed them into believing their hand is stronger. An example of a move that clown fish might make is calling and all-in bet with a 2-3 off suit, one of the weakest starting hands in Texas Hold'em.
Don't be such a clown fish, call her!

Stop hiding like such a clown fish and help me shoot these guys! (Halo)

That was a clown fish move, calling an all in with a 2-3 off suit.
by - Overlord - March 22, 2006
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fish fillet

A term to denote money bills as it smells or is, most of the time, synonymous to fish smell. Another term for cash stacks.
I gots rubber bands all over my fish fillets.
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Fish Turd

Means bastard. Used when the word "Bastard" can not be used. What kind of fish? A Bass: Bass-turd = Bastard
Hey Dude, don't me a fish turd.
by Luci Budd March 06, 2006
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Plenty of Fish

Also known by the acronym POF, Plenty of Fish is a online dating service that is free of charge, easy to join, and should also be avoided like the plague. Despite having millions of members, you(as a poor, single sap pressured by your friends/relatives to find love) will find it very difficult to actually discover that special someone. Instead, here you will find Plenty of:

Freaks
Land Whales
Defiant Single Moms
Con Artists
Gold Diggers
Convicted Felons
Fake Rednecks
Psychopaths
Transvestites
Perverts
Cougars

So unless you volunteer to go down shit creek without a paddle, DO NOT give in by signing up to this website. Not only will it save you of your sanity, but it may also save your life as well.
Guy Friend:"So, have you been seeing anyone recently?"
You:"Um, no. Not really, why is that?"
Guy Friend's Girlfriend:"We all have noticed that you've been on your own quite a lot recently. And you're such a catch! You don't deserve to be lonely."
Guy Friend:"You could give Plenty of Fish a try. One of my distant relatives actually met the love of his life through that site."
You (in a semi-disgusted manner):"Plenty of Fish, you got to be kidding me! Have any of you noticed all the catfish and predators on there!!! And that site is full of amphibians too!! Trust me, the last thing anybody wants to date is a toad with a bunch of polliwogs!"
by Keep it REEL October 09, 2015
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fish dick

kellie and erin of toronto canada coined the phrase meaning something that doesn't quite belong where you found it.
" I was eating my sandwich and bit into a fish dick, which I promptly spit out and showed to my friend"
by erin November 24, 2004
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jew fish

giant sea bass ( check um out @ sea world in california )
Hay babe U want go boil heights and look for jew fish?

by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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fish knuckle

A fish knuckle is when a woman masturbates vigorously to the point that her "natural" feminine odors now permeate directly off of her knuckles.
After 2 hours of abusing her pussy to pictures of The Rock, it appears as if Cindy is now suffering from fish knuckle.

Big lipped Jamal wasnt sure if Shaniqua ate catfish for lunch or had the fishknuckle.
by Wrestling SOup November 29, 2012
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