by Yea yea ma’am April 11, 2022
Get the The Texas butthole ticklermug. Dude, my girlfriend wanted to get crazy last night so I went to Boston Market, loaded up on corn, and about an hour later I gave her a steamy North Texas corndog. It was awesome. Then I put on my robe.
by Sir Icabod Von Nisselroy November 20, 2007
Get the North Texas corndogmug. The act of vaginal penetration with a woman suffering from heart burn on her period to the point of ejaculation. Once your semen has thoroughly mixed with her blood the woman hovers over a glass or bottle and pushes to excrete the bloody concoction. Then in an effort to soothe her heart burn, she delightfully drinks the mixture.
Ex. "Last night my sister was having a real hard time falling asleep cuz of her heart burn. In a last ditch effort to soothe her pain I gave her a Texas Pepto Bismol."
by Rockwallposter99 November 6, 2017
Get the Texas Pepto Bismolmug. An incident identical to the Tienamin Square Massacre that occured in Waco Texas, under the leadership of an identical regime.
This was a blatent violation of due process, and posse comitotus, in that a military tank was utilized in the massacre.
Timothy McVeigh unjustly avenged the massacre by lowering himself to the same level as the Clinton Administration by taking out the Federal building in Oklahoma City, and murdering as many innocent people as the Clinton Administration murdered in Waco.
This was a blatent violation of due process, and posse comitotus, in that a military tank was utilized in the massacre.
Timothy McVeigh unjustly avenged the massacre by lowering himself to the same level as the Clinton Administration by taking out the Federal building in Oklahoma City, and murdering as many innocent people as the Clinton Administration murdered in Waco.
The NRA made a very accurate assessment of Clinton's BATF when they called them "Jack-Booted Thugs", due to the Waco Texas Massacre.
by Aribeth April 12, 2005
Get the Waco Texas Massacremug. The West Texas Walrus is a classic, this technique is performed when a girl is getting nailed from behind and is about to reach her climax, the male will then bend down and stick to strands of hay up her nose and listen to her bellow like a walrus for the duration of the orgasm.
by The raging red monster February 27, 2008
Get the West Texas Walrusmug. by Mango warrior September 19, 2017
Get the port arthur texasmug. Severe anal penetration (male or female) resulting in the expulsion of fecal matter all over the giver's genetalia.
by sluggo140 April 17, 2006
Get the texas oil fieldmug.