I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

You're taking a piss

Phrase used when expressing shock or confusion, as if saying "you're lying!" or "you can't be serious" or "i don't believe you!" in a positive way.

A: "i just got engaged!"
B: "stop! you're taking a piss!"

or

A: "i just got robbed"
B:"you're taking a damn piss, when did this happen??"

by Ru_ox May 14, 2023

Take a hot one

To take a poop

Damm. I gotta take a hot one

by New York Islanders January 23, 2020

it takes two to Tandy

It takes two to Tandy is an uncommonly used turn of phrase used which is used in the context of when you want to Tandy by yourself but you need two.

Oh man I wish i could go Tandy but it takes two to Tandy... I'm talking to myself.

by Tiny fucking mr feet February 17, 2017

Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.

"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
//
"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."

by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 20, 2020

take her to the market

when you are with someone and feel the immediate need to have sexual relations via the rectum

Wow! I was just with my friend and she could not stop flirting! I think imma take her to the market.

by lilyanuh December 1, 2021

taking a fat L

Completely and utterly messing up; losing badly to someone or something

"I suck at this game, I'm taking a fat L!" she complained, kicking the arcade game angrily.

by 807246 June 16, 2022