Jive Turkey 

Someone who is super jive'n

Lee is such a jive turkey.

Jive Turkey by jive around October 17, 2010

turkeybasted 

similar to lambasted but this must be performed by a cripple... completly torn apart by a cripple

dude even thou that guy only has one leg he comlpetly turkeybasted you

turkeybasted by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

Poop Turkey 

a term used to describe the feeling of deja vu when it's not the first time you've had deja vu for that particular thing. it's like double, or triple deja vu.

"I totally just had poop turkey"

Poop Turkey by Kyle/brittany January 18, 2010

Turkeystanding 

Turkeystanding: A word for the many misunderstandings one experiences in conversation immediately following the consumption of the traditional Thanksgiving Dinner!

Our after Thanksgiving Dinner conversation was inundated with turkeystandings of every sort. None of us could figure out what the others were talking about!

Turkeystanding by Patty D. December 26, 2007

turkey's burnt 

The next level of the term "turkey's done". When a guy has such a splitting hard on that it hurts, usually from being turned on BIG time from an amazing chickie.

ouch! yikes! ...turkey's burnt from what she said to me!

turkey's burnt by kickstand October 23, 2003

turkey picker 

A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher

that girl looks like a turkey picker.

turkey picker by The OTP December 24, 2007

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

turkey wild by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007