turkey run

A turkey run is a very long run in a team until the whole team pukes. It is done before or after Christmas dinner

Yere unfit after dinner. Time for a turkey run

by Stephenlaw December 19, 2016

turkey tickle

The act of tickling another males perineum with uncircumcised foreskin (also referred to as covered wagon).

hey that turkey tickle really got my gravy flowing!

by balsac_hangzlo November 4, 2015

grinding my turkey

bounce on my dick then twist around every 5 minutes

my nigga this girl always grinding my turkey!!

by mmoney8000 January 8, 2016

turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.

what am I?! TURKEY MINCE?!

by Bitch_Chan January 22, 2016

Murderous Turkey

Reverse Thanksgiving.

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"

by Pop Pop Zucchini February 4, 2016

Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

by Cbae17 March 27, 2016

Turkey Gobbler

To grab your scrotum and pull it between your legs to where the testicals dangle below the ass crack and you then show someone your ass and balls and chase them gobbling like a turkey

Tommy just gave susie a turkey gobbler. She got pissed and kicked him in his balls

by Beardman777 November 15, 2018