tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch
dude somebody kill that tree turkey
by seveneight July 22, 2008
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Turkey toes

being a lil goofball
by Lukwww January 12, 2023
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turkey brook

the park in which theres nothing but fields for various sports, where little kids get high and smoke and have smoking parties. where the "cool kids" hang out and where future juvenile delinquents chill in there spare time. where weed is always available and where theres a dog park that has been there that no one knew about for years.

located in mount olive and often abbreviated as tb, which is believed to have been started by seventh graders
bob: hey lets hang out to day
phil: we can't do it at my house
bob: mine neither.
phil: i know, lets get high at turkey brook instead!
bob: great!
by tinaaaaaaaaalkdsjfdf July 11, 2008
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Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).
We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.
by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023
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broke as a turkey

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke
Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..
by washington carter the 50000th October 08, 2013
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trash turkey

Counterpart to the dumpster chicken. A fuckboy that peaked at 21 yet still believes for whatever reason that he is God's gift to women even though the only job he's had since high school is selling dope out of his mom's garage.
Kenny asked for my number at the grocery store, but I don't fuck with broke ass trash turkeys.
by Bea5t m0m February 12, 2025
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